my elevator scene

I was in my usual ever corporate attire- Gray, belted-blazer, black skirt, gray stockings matched with my 3-inch black pumps.

 

I was about to get in the elevator from buying an answer to my growling stomach downstairs. The first elevator closed suddenly so I had to rush to the next one. As I was running towards it, I pressed the up button since the door have this nature of almost slicing people half as it closes. I never knew it was real until I got into one.

 

Ahhhhhhyyyyyy!

 

I was shrieking like a palengkera  in a corporate attire.

 

As I was facing the other half of the elevator door.

 

Ahhhyyyy! Naiipit ako! Naiipit ako! Ahhhhyyyyyy!

 

<Silence.>

 

I swear the bunch of call center guys were all containing their laughs. But there was this huge creature who bursted out and laughed hard. He was even trying to control it as he was covering his mouth with his hanky. Damn! His friends were actually trying to stop him as they were looking at me in a very apologetic way. But I know, he wants to stop. He just can’t! I can’t blame him.  Nakakatawa naman talaga ako nun.

 

That was the longest elevator trip I’ve ever had. It even went down from the ground floor  to basement 5 and up again to the 12th floor! And what made it complete? I got off the elevator first. Imagine what they were talking about as  the elevator again closed.

 

Haaayy.

 

 

Ang dami kong kalokohan, pero dito lang ako nahiya ng sobra. Promise.

Comments

  1. lisa bacaniJuly 1, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    ok na yan. kesa naman mautot ka sa elevator. hehe.

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  2. Raina QuibralJuly 1, 2008 at 8:20 PM

    ahehe, in fairness batch natawa ako dun. oh well, we all have our moments... :) i'm sure you made an impression on those guys. :D

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  3. mau de castroJuly 2, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    ew

    hahahaha

    oy lagi ka nalang nawawala

    asan ka???

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  4. Michelle RIveraJuly 3, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    ha? isang beses lang ako nawala. hindi mo ako tinext?! ampf!

    ReplyDelete
  5. mau de castroJuly 3, 2008 at 5:58 PM

    a ganun ba? haha

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  6. the embracedAugust 8, 2008 at 7:34 PM

    nyahahaha naiimagine ko,,,

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